My Mind Likes To Scribble Here!

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My bestest friend Ellie has reached the final 12 in a national competition to be the face of Burgess Excel’s 2012 advertising campaign (along with one of her bunnies - Hippo!) I would really appreciate you taking 2 seconds to click onto the link and press the red “VOTE” button underneath.

Now please my lovely followers I will love you forever if you vote and then reblog this. If you don’t i’ll still love you but i’ll know you didnt want to spend a minute of your time doing something nice for somebody lovely.

She deserves to win because she loves bunnies and stuff so if you dont vote remember you’re pretty much punching a bunny in the face.

Thank you, kind people. Xx

http://www.burgesspetcare.co.uk/excelfeedingplan/star-of-the-show-finalists/ellie-lockwood.html

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I was a bit bored so I had a look to see if there were some new games out I could occupy my time with.
Then I found these, I can only imagine the seconds of fun that these would provide!

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Good Night

Skinny Dipping with 2 Dutch girls………….Deal!

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Last Night

Was a lot of fun. Even though Jenx is a dirty hole I always have a good time.

Less of a good time when a girl tips a drink over my head I turn around and she realises I was not the person she thought I was, 10 minutes under a hand dryer that couldnt decide if it was in the mood to work or not, I gave up attempting to dry. My happiness was restored when a damp and curly haired me came back out to see mystery girl stood with a beer and a shot waiting………..like I could be mad at her now.

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A letter.

Dear last night,

I thank you for a pleasant evening, however I cant help but think i would be lying here in bed right now believing it was much more fun if my head didnt feel like it was about to explode. I realise this is probably an issue i should take up in a strongly worded letter addressed to Today but i thought i should make you aware that if you hadn’t made 35cl of peach schnaaps seem so appealing just because it was in ice shot glasses i expect I wouldn’t feel like death right now.

Also what were you doing allowing the girl who I think is simply quite magnificent to be out when you knew full well I was going to be slightly intoxicated! Now (if she ever talks to me again) I will have to explain that I’m not usually such a sweaty mess and I’m not actually in love with her I just thought I was at some point during the evening.

While on the subject of girls, why did you let such a scary ass one who was about twice as wide as me leave the house last night? Further to this why did you make her believe that I had stolen her drink and that if I didn’t buy her another she was going to “do me in.” I now seek the £3.30 you owe me for the classy pint of lager I had to buy her in order to save myself from almost certain annihilation!

I reckon i will let you off with these indiscretions If you could have a word with Today and ask him to make it not at all awkward with the lovely girl I mentioned earlier in this letter, and if you could arrange for any pictures of me that will no doubt appear on facebook to be deleted, then I’d say we’re even.

Nuff love,

Alexander

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