February 2012
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December 2011
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Harry Styles - You Hero →
I don’t get why they have to make such a big deal about the age difference, people spend too much time trying to find inappropriateness where there is actually none to be found. (my opinion)
November 2011
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When your mum comes in your room to wake you up and asks
“so where did you find this one?”
Not shameful at all.
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Tired of Facebook.
It’s still the first page I log on to every day but it really has just become a tool to find out who my friends hot friends are, which it seems is pretty much all of them!
Almost certain I should raise my standards or go for an eye test.
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Oh Dear.
Hot girl at work = Saying stupid things / unintentional insults / general humiliation. Need to learn to speak.
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Woke up today totally upset because I got booted off x factor in the first week and met Janet Devlin who shouted at me for suggesting what song she should sing because she doesn’t like songs with C Major chords…………………………………..
Pretty sure Im supposed to dream of the best possible outcome not the worst. I should...
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“It is infinitely better to spend some time during your degree course researching into alternative careers than to drift on into the LPC because you don’t know what else you can do.”
If only I had read this useful piece of information before I decided to do it.
I can’t find any sites that want to give helpful information for those foolish enough to “drift”...
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Off to play football.
Why does it always start to rain just before we start!? English weather….. grrrr.
To friends above from fiends below!: Stop cloggin... →
tradethesunforthemoonandstars:
Stop cloggin up my Anne Rice tag tracking with that stupid fucking quote that everyone is all: “Hahaha, Anne Rice. I fucking love you. Never loved you before but as soon as you insult twilight, and no one likes twilight right?! It automaticlaly makes me want to blog about you so other people…
I heard Anne Rice was a cougar….just saying.
Oh joy
Two hours of health and safety videos……..
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Now You Listen Here Internet!!!
I’m fed up of you constantly reminding me I’m single.
I genuinely don’t mind that I am.
Most of the time I enjoy my freedom.
So,
Stop targeting your adverts at me just because my social networks state I’m single.
I don’t want to join a dating website,
I don’t want to “get ladies - get a six pack in two weeks with legal steroids”,
I...
October 2011
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Why oh Why.............
……. is explaining how to use technology to you parents so frustrating!
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Today
I got up early in the hope that this would somehow motivate me to do great things.
It did not.
I was just looking through the job adverts
I did not expect to see this
Description Applicant must be 18+ This vacancy is due to start on 27/10/2011 and end on 29/10/2011. Previous experience would be advantageous but not essential as full training can be provided. Ideal candidate must be comfortable having knives thrown around them. Auditions will be carried out at The Pleasure Beach at the Globe Theatre on the Tuesday 25/10/2011 at...
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Words with friends
7 games 7 wins.
Thank you friends, you make me feel smart.
just ate my weight in Ben and Jerry’s.
Win
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Some things you just shouldn't share with your dad →
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Tonight
Not going to the hot tub party.
I’m going to eat dairy milk and watch x factor.
I realise i should probably choose girls in bikinis but I like to be different.
Actually excited.
Can I go back to living in a tent now please?
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Yay for losing my job!
……. please allow me to curl up in a ball and rock now.
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Success
Epic hour of three chord keyboard done. Pretty sure I’m ready for the stage now, right?
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can someone come and give me a massage please?
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I cant be bothered to get up.
Anyone want to come spend the day watching movies in bed?
Don’t all jump at once.
Family outing. Deciding to go shopping in Preston with my sister and mum was a bad decision.
Yay
Passed the assessment. At least I finally made it into a “Talent Pool” now come on and get me a job!
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Need Weekend Gigs
Anyone know of any good ones to watch around bpool/preston/manc? My friend and I have decided we need to experience more before we get too old to go (already pushing it).
Time to get blown away at football - Say hello for... →
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Dearest Anonymous Question Asker
I don’t ignore anybody on purpose. If you’ve asked a question or messaged me it hasn’t shown up.
Maybe it just didn’t work?
Try again, I’m sure I would love to talk :) x